Fortunately, Unfortunately

Unfortunately, the tree was cut down before the wishes could be processed.
 
Fortunately the tree didnt have to be living to grant the wishes
 
Unfortunately, once the tree was cut down, it could only grant three wishes.
 
Fortunately one could wish for more wishes with their three wishes.
 
Unfortunately, the wishes could only be granted if they rhymed.
 
Fortunately, one had unlimited chances to get the rhymes right.
 
Unfortunately, if anything rhymed in their sentence, that wouldn't be granted instead.
 
Fortunately, the king of rap successfully asked for permanent world peace.
 
Unfortunately, "world peace" translated to a total mind control of the human race via our alien overlords.
 
Fortunately, Jack is not human and is unaffected.
 
Unfortunately, the oppressive alien overlords find out that Jack is not human and imprison him to question his species.
 
Fortunately, Jack can answer their questions.
 
Unfortunately, the alien race does not like Jack's answers.
 
Fortunately, they found his answers amusing and decided to keep him as a pet.
 
Unfortunately, the aliens turn out to be pretty neglectful pet owners.
 
Fortunately, Jack could take care of himself.
 
Unfortunately, he couldn't take care of the other hostile human-eating animals that the aliens had
 
Fortunately, those animals were unable to eat any humans because of the aliens' neglectful treatment.
 
Unfortunately, Jack was not a human and could be eaten by them.
 
Fortunately, the animals weren't hungry at the moment, so Jack was safe for now.
 
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