Last One to Post Wins Volume 3

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Did you meany y'all witnessing MY victory over you, fucking plebs? MMH!? Now, shut up and go to make me a sandwich, slacker.
 
*turns @Shinku⭐Kun into a sandwich*

I have fulfilled your request.
 
Congrats @Straix on being the 18th minute winner of this game while the site was down.
 
What the fuck? I said to make me a sandwich, not turning me into one, you dumbfuck! YOU HAD ONE JOB.
 
What the fuck? I said to make me a sandwich, not turning me into one, you dumbfuck! YOU HAD ONE JOB.

I'm sorry- but the literal definition of make is to cause someone or something to be a particular thing or have that quality. There is no other way to do it. If you would like me to get you a sandwich, you can ask me to create a sandwich or prepare a sandwich for you. I have fulfilled my end of the bargain. I am sorry that is not what you wanted.
 
Gee whiz it sure is hard being a genie. You give what people want and they still unhappy.
 
Shuddup, Pig! You're not helping!
 
Would you like to become a person again?
 
Forget it. I guess that being a sandwich makes me likable or something...
 
Okay. *wipes the memory of everyone (besides myself and the sandwich) that @Shinku⭐Kun was ever a person*
 
*is now a mindless husk, from having all memory wiped*
 
*Puts memories of a pig to @foodforpigs for the fun of it*
 
Say no more!!! *turns @Straix into a rotten and disgusting avocado* Mmh... Not my proudest work, but I guess it's alright.
 
Shinku sandwich genie?
 
Well, damn... Diva Alert! You asked to be turned into an avocado. Why are you so upset now, sir?
 
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