The Victorian
Fancy a tryst with a noblewoman in the back gardens, stairwell or laundry cupboard? This drink will get you there. Provided you're ready to suffer the consequences on the other end, when the hangover hits and your lover is hanged for seduction and moral degeneracy.
Similar flavour to The Victorian but much, much sweeter and with a pleasantly long buzz. You'll remember your night a lot more fondly and likely elope to the countryside, never to drink again. Aside from the occasional glass of wine with your recently widowed companion, of course…
Kiss of Death
Blood red and silky smooth, this liqueur is best enjoyed in small quantities and immediately following a bite to the neck. Vampires are known for their stamina, after all. Better keep your strength up.
Double Vision
Ever get so wasted you see two of somebody? What if I told you it wasn't the alcohol…
Scurvy
A harsh drink, but the hint of orange makes it a bit more palatable. You'll feel like a pirate captain toasting your captured rival right before ravishing them in your cabin.
YEEHAW
Literally just whiskey. Save a horse, ride cowgirl.
Sacrament
For when you wanna stay true to your faith but also like,,, c'mon, it's just a glass of wine. What's one glass of wine between you, a nun, and the slutty foreign lass that definitely hasn't been flirting with you since she arrived in town? Drink up!
Monster™
Not interested in alcohol but still wanna vibe? Consider some monster fuckin- I mean, Monster energy!
The Quickshots
A swirling, shimmering neon blue and pink cocktail poured expertly into several shot glasses. Pairs well with a quick fuck in the alleyway out back as a tip to the bartender, if you're so inclined...