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The Quickshot
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Known for it's discretion, the Quickshot is a staple hole-in-the-wall for anyone looking to lose themselves for a night. Whether it's drink or company you're after, you'll find it here.

Short on funds? No problem, the staff accept all manner of payment; cash, goods, guns, secrets. Maybe even a more... physical trade, if you're willing. The bartender is especially soft on the ladies, but shhh, you didn't hear that from me~

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  • Welcome to my humble oneshot bar, folks! I've wanted to do this for a while, so you'll have to forgive my overly fancy coding for what's basically a collection of smut prompts.

    As a quick overview of how this is intended to work, I'd first like to make clear that I'm not looking for anything long term! Unusual I know. If we end up really vibing and wanna keep going then great, I'm just not searching it out right now.

    If you're still with me, check out the next tab to see if we're compatible writers and order yourself a drink!​

  • ↠ Quality over quantity! I'll try and write what's needed for a scene and expect you to do the same, so there's no need to stress.

    ↠ If you need Ultimate Speed in a partner I'm not your best bet. Sometimes I can post a few times a day and sometimes I can't write for a week straight, it's a package deal I'm afraid. I'll do my best to stay at least somewhat consistent though!​

    ↠ I don't mind ghosting! If you lose interest and you're too nervous to say so, feel free to disappear with no warning. I sometimes do it too, huge baby I am, so it's only fair.

    ↠ Similarly, if you lose interest in your character specifically you can def let me know and we can fix it/try again. Nothing worse than getting a page into a roleplay and realizing you hate your own character.​

    ↠ I am but a simple lesbian, so FxF only for romance. Trans, intersex and fem-aligned nb folk included of course!

    ↠ We'll chat more about the spice privately ofc, but as a baseline I can top or bottom happily as long as I don't have to be a hard dom, 'cause I'm terrible at that. I'm comfy up to descriptive, but anything really filthy or using gross words I start to squick out. Abuse is a hard no and dubious consent is a soft no unless it's CNC or discussed properly beforehand!​

    ↠ I prefer roleplaying in PMs! I don't mind chatting on discord or something, but I'd like to keep all my actual writing on here.


  • The Victorian

    Fancy a tryst with a noblewoman in the back gardens, stairwell or laundry cupboard? This drink will get you there. Provided you're ready to suffer the consequences on the other end, when the hangover hits and your lover is hanged for seduction and moral degeneracy.
    Sweet Velvet
    Similar flavour to The Victorian but much, much sweeter and with a pleasantly long buzz. You'll remember your night a lot more fondly and likely elope to the countryside, never to drink again. Aside from the occasional glass of wine with your recently widowed companion, of course…

    Kiss of Death

    Blood red and silky smooth, this liqueur is best enjoyed in small quantities and immediately following a bite to the neck. Vampires are known for their stamina, after all. Better keep your strength up.

    Double Vision

    Ever get so wasted you see two of somebody? What if I told you it wasn't the alcohol…
    Scurvy

    A harsh drink, but the hint of orange makes it a bit more palatable. You'll feel like a pirate captain toasting your captured rival right before ravishing them in your cabin.

    YEEHAW

    Literally just whiskey. Save a horse, ride cowgirl.​
    Sacrament

    For when you wanna stay true to your faith but also like,,, c'mon, it's just a glass of wine. What's one glass of wine between you, a nun, and the slutty foreign lass that definitely hasn't been flirting with you since she arrived in town? Drink up!

    Monster™

    Not interested in alcohol but still wanna vibe? Consider some monster fuckin- I mean, Monster energy!​

    The Quickshots

    A swirling, shimmering neon blue and pink cocktail poured expertly into several shot glasses. Pairs well with a quick fuck in the alleyway out back as a tip to the bartender, if you're so inclined...


 
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