Get Impeached

noodle

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Posting Speed
  1. Multiple posts per day
  2. 1-3 posts per day
  3. One post per day
  4. Multiple posts per week
  5. 1-3 posts per week
  6. One post per week
Online Availability
Depends on how crazy my life is at any given moment, but I'm usually online- at least for OOC purposes- at least once a day.
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Advanced
  3. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Medieval Fantasy, SciFi, Modern/Superhero, Dystopian
The game is simple. Come up with something ridiculous as your first act of president, something so strange and useless it would probably get you impeached.

My first act as president is to change the spelling of Colonel to Kernel, and the pronunciation of it to "col-en-el", just to mess with people.
 
We drive like the Brits now, but the signs don't change. Fury Road suckers!
 
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I would show the American people my birth certificate and then laugh at them for electing a Canadian.
 
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I would rename America "South Canada" just to piss everyone off
 
I would make all words spelled as they are phonetically and standardize plurals, among other grammar things, like always i before e.

ie. cat is kat, the plural of goose is gooses, and weigh is now wiegh. (or just way)
 
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All cats must be named after a machine: "Monster Truck", "Tank", etc.