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PoetLore

HuggleMugger
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Posting Speed
  1. 1-3 posts per day
Online Availability
After lunch (noon - 2:00), and evenings after 8:30
Writing Levels
  1. Intermediate
  2. Adept
  3. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Romance, Fantasy, Tudor, Historical, Magical
If we were all forced to wear a warning label, what would your say and why??

I think mine would say:

GIVES RANDOM HUGS
SINGS DISNEY TUNES AT 7 AM WITH A CHEERFUL SMILE
 
Mine would probably be:
WARNING: SHE SQUEAKS OUT OF NOWHERE WHEN SHE SEES A DOG.
... tbh, any other animal I see or walk past, I squeak.

I love me some good bois(ฅ`・ω・´)っ
 
Friendliness may go up as well as down. Past performance should not be used as an indicator of future friendliness. Additonally this specimen is given to frequent bouts of Moronism.
 
Warning: hums at random. Do not hug. May randomly lie down head on any surface that will serve.
 
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"Do not approach when hangry*"
*Hungry and Angry

"Prone to fits of melancholy"
 
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WARNING: Repeated use of product may cause bouts of fatigue and delusions of cooking prowess.

:cookie:
 
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WARNING R18 for coarse language and sexual references. Not Safe For Work.
 
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Caution: Not recommended for usage in the proximity of wells
 
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Gets entirely too hyper about even the smallest of things.
Makes random noises frequently.
Overprotective of friends. Do not anger.
 
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Not reccomended for use under low-hanging objects or doorways.
Will give spontaneous hugs
Do not allow within two feet of open flame
 
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*Dials up the snark when in a mood!*
*Gets easily damaged when trying to open flasks/bottles*
 
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Warning: Makes boys cry, and may even make you cry too.
 
Warning: Asks too many questions. Keep out of reach from those with "absolute" views.
 
Warning: Extreme levels of dorkiness. NSFW off-switch defective.