Your DnD stats

Strength: 8 [I am weak as all get out, heh]
Dexterity: 14 [I'm fast-ish and can be nimble if I have to]
Constitution: 7 [I am the heckin squishiest yo]
Intelligence: 3 [Guys..... I AM the dumb]
Wisdom: 12 [I'm not terribly aware of what is going on around me at any given time, but I won't trip over my own feet; I can be a bit slow on the common sense as well]
Charisma: 16 [I can turn up the charm in more ways than one, and it's usually fairly effective; put me in a pinch and I can lie through my teeth like nobody's business]
Its my understanding that creatures with an INT stat of less than 4 are not capable of sentient thought.
 
Strength: 8 [I am weak as all get out, heh]
Dexterity: 14 [I'm fast-ish and can be nimble if I have to]
Constitution: 7 [I am the heckin squishiest yo]
Intelligence: 3 [Guys..... I AM the dumb]
Wisdom: 12 [I'm not terribly aware of what is going on around me at any given time, but I won't trip over my own feet; I can be a bit slow on the common sense as well]
Charisma: 16 [I can turn up the charm in more ways than one, and it's usually fairly effective; put me in a pinch and I can lie through my teeth like nobody's business]
Its my understanding that creatures with an INT stat of less than 4 are not capable of sentient thought.
Yup. That about sums it up. No sentient thought here.
 
Probably something like...

Strength: 7 (I can lift up to roughly 20lbs, iirc)
Dexterity: 3, maybe? (I'm slow af, but I'm stealthy)
Constitution: 4 (I don't get sick often because I am the sickness.)
Intelligence: 10 (I'm both above average and below average in various things)
Wisdom: 5
Charisma: 6? (When I don't immediately insert my foot into my mouth, I can be pretty decent.)
 
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