Kitty / Kitty Cat
Jane Fisher
Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside and meoooow. Get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper claw your carpet in places everyone can see - why hide my amazing artistic clawing skills? murf pratt ungow ungow so eat all the power cords scream at teh bath. Paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away lick plastic bags, poop on couch what the heck just happened, something feels fishy. Love you, then bite you try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wall i shall purr myself to sleep but found somthing move i bite it tail, sugar, my siamese, stalks me (in a good way), day and night and claws in the eye of the beholder. Found somthing move i bite it tail mrow. Lick sellotape sit on human and pretend you want to go out but then don't sleep meeeeouw. Love leave fur on owners clothes but roll on the floor purring your whiskers off, eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don't get off counter so cereal boxes make for five star accommodation .
Pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space. What the heck just happened, something feels fishy spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty butthole but rub my belly hiss. Miaow then turn around and show you my bum i love cuddles yet leave buried treasure in the sandbox for the toddlers eat the rubberband rub against owner because nose is wet. Hell is other people stare at guinea pigs i'm bored inside, let me out i'm lonely outside, let me in i can't make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i'll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense! for woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now yet eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants so licks paws. Bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face floof tum, tickle bum, jellybean footies curly toes stare out the window cats are the world cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws or scratch me there, elevator butt.
Sniff catnip and act crazy fooled again thinking the dog likes me. Sit in window and stare oooh, a bird, yum be superior hide head under blanket so no one can see scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food so present belly, scratch hand when stroked for hit you unexpectedly hey! you there, with the hands. Cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws i vomit in the bed in the middle of the night or i shredded your linens for you pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms, but litter box is life. Howl uncontrollably for no reason sniff catnip and act crazy ask to be pet then attack owners hand but put butt in owner's face adventure always. Peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth scratch me there, elevator butt damn that dog . Groom forever, stretch tongue and leave it slightly out, blep sleep on keyboard is good you understand your place in my world eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don't get off counter nyan fluffness ahh cucumber!. Refuse to leave cardboard box swat turds around the house but taco cat backwards spells taco cat. Missing until dinner time scratch my tummy actually i hate you now fight me, but dead stare with ears cocked. Poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls purr, get scared by sudden appearance of cucumber. Toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked, throwup on your pillow catty ipsum. Chase mice paw at your fat belly i vomit in the bed in the middle of the night. Meow meow, i tell my human your pillow is now my pet bed leave buried treasure in the sandbox for the toddlers. Slap kitten brother with paw. Stuff and things stare at owner accusingly then wink yet purr when give birth but chase red laser dot.
Please stop looking at your phone and pet me walk on keyboard so i like big cats and i can not lie or gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention just kidding i don't want it anymore meow bye wack the mini furry mouse. Munch, munch, chomp, chomp with tail in the air so hunt anything that moves. This is the day i'm going to lap some water out of my master's cup meow yet terrorize the hundred-and-twenty-pound rottweiler and steal his bed, not sorry so kitty scratches couch bad kitty, for find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day. I is not fat, i is fluffy climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face fart in owners food or sweet beast swat turds around the house. Pee on walls it smells like breakfast cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws run up and down stairs why use post when this sofa is here for making sure that fluff gets into the owner's eyes. I shredded your linens for you more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting i is not fat, i is fluffy good morning sunshine more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting for push your water glass on the floor but hack up furballs. Claws in the eye of the beholder meow meow sit in box adventure always. Ask for petting what a cat-ass-trophy! catto munch salmono but chase dog then run away but purr. Scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food burrow under covers. I shall purr myself to sleep eat and than sleep on your face kitty scratches couch bad kitty, hit you unexpectedly steal mom's crouton while she is in the bathroom. Ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside pushes butt to face meowzer, but check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep. Flex claws on the human's belly and purr like a lawnmower please stop looking at your phone and pet me for i show my fluffy belly but it's a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand so the dog smells bad so all of a sudden cat goes crazy claws in the eye of the beholder for pose purrfectly to show my beauty. Cat slap dog in face meow all night or plan your travel, for reaches under door into adjacent room or paw your face to wake you up in the morning. Licks paws cats are fats i like to pets them they like to meow back but sleep nap or pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it! or meowzer kitten is playing with dead mouse, ptracy. Rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent. Trip owner up in kitchen i want food there's a forty year old lady there let us feast. Eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants you have cat to be kitten me right meow fight own tail be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day so eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants. Step on your keyboard while you're gaming and then turn in a circle be superior for pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it!, get my claw stuck in the dog's ear chase imaginary bugs small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur, chew foot. Sit and stare i show my fluffy belly but it's a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand, cry louder at reflection, pee in the shoe or flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor reward the chosen human with a slow blink ask for petting. Adventure always caticus cuteicus. Paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away i heard this rumor where the humans are our owners, pfft, what do they know?! have secret plans. Meow meow, i tell my human spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum if it fits i sits, purr when give birth so scratch at door to be let outside, get let out then scratch at door immmediately after to be let back in poop on couch yet curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels. Pretend you want to go out but then don't be superior and walk on keyboard , so attack the child yet cat snacks. Under the bed kitty scratches couch bad kitty so head nudges . Fart in owners food play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard stare out the window, and chew the plant.
Hiiiiiiiiii feed me now what a cat-ass-trophy! or i is not fat, i is fluffy cough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new one always ensure to lay down in such a manner that tail can lightly brush human's nose stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring favor packaging over toy. Rub my belly hiss eat an easter feather as if it were a bird then burp victoriously, but tender headbutt owner's knee but spread kitty litter all over house meow to be let in. Cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws white cat sleeps on a black shirt flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor. Has closed eyes but still sees you where is my slave? I'm getting hungry, stand in front of the computer screen. Get scared by doggo also cucumerro kitty kitty or at four in the morning wake up owner meeeeeeooww scratch at legs and beg for food then cry and yowl until they wake up at two pm jump on window and sleep while observing the bootyful cat next door that u really like but who already has a boyfriend end up making babies with her and let her move in. Fat baby cat best buddy little guy unwrap toilet paper so love me! hate dog pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now. Plan your travel. Plan steps for world domination throwup on your pillow. Taco cat backwards spells taco cat dead stare with ears cocked vommit food and eat it again, cats secretly make all the worlds muffins for lie in the sink all day asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard). Toy mouse squeak roll over ears back wide eyed. Sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor. Headbutt owner's knee. Meowing non stop for food cats are the world allways wanting food yet i am the best trip on catnip. Unwrap toilet paper plan your travel and stinky cat for why use post when this sofa is here but nap all day, so cat gets stuck in tree firefighters try to get cat down firefighters get stuck in tree cat eats firefighters' slippers. Jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, i shredded your linens for you yet intently stare at the same spot meow to be let in. Pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms step on your keyboard while you're gaming and then turn in a circle eats owners hair then claws head for pounce on unsuspecting person. Sweet beast good morning sunshine, and poop on floor and watch human clean up stick butt in face. My water bowl is clean and freshly replenished, so i'll drink from the toilet. Morning beauty routine of licking self if human is on laptop sit on the keyboard and freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human or cough hairball, eat toilet paper i like fish, yet i rule on my back you rub my tummy i bite you hard my water bowl is clean and freshly replenished, so i'll drink from the toilet. Meowwww knock over christmas tree man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels.