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People always thought that living and working for wizards was a glamorous job filled with adventure, wonder, and a good bit of gold. None of that was true - at least not for Lily Finch who accepted the job offer of the first wizard she met like a fool, and was now wasting her life away mopping up weird goo, trapping weird summons, and disposing of weird alchemical mixes that more often than not ended up setting off terrible magic backlashes.
And the pay? Not gold, not silver, not even a few coppers! Lily Finch was receiving room & board, and "the experience of working with a master". The girl would have immediately left in the first week had she not been bamboozled by this arsehat of a wizard and tricked into signing a contract. No one ever told her not to sign a contract with a wizard!
It was the middle of the night and Lily was in the tower, trying to sweep heaps of bone dust off the balcony. Bone dust. Whose bones? She didn't know! But her glorious master told her to do it, and thus she must.
As she swept a star shot across the sky. Lily paused, leaning on her broom with a sigh.
"I wish I wasn't in this mess," she mumbled.
"LILY. LILY COME HERE AT ONCE. I BELIEVE THIS SPELL HAS CREATED A NEW FLESH EATING RAT AND IT MUST NOT LEAVE THIS TOWER!" bellowed the wizard from deep inside his stone lair.
"I really wish I could shoot that mean old man into a volcano," Lily huffed with a scowl.
Oh well, it was back to work for Lily Finch. A life of being a wizard's assistant was all she'd ever know.
And the pay? Not gold, not silver, not even a few coppers! Lily Finch was receiving room & board, and "the experience of working with a master". The girl would have immediately left in the first week had she not been bamboozled by this arsehat of a wizard and tricked into signing a contract. No one ever told her not to sign a contract with a wizard!
It was the middle of the night and Lily was in the tower, trying to sweep heaps of bone dust off the balcony. Bone dust. Whose bones? She didn't know! But her glorious master told her to do it, and thus she must.
As she swept a star shot across the sky. Lily paused, leaning on her broom with a sigh.
"I wish I wasn't in this mess," she mumbled.
"LILY. LILY COME HERE AT ONCE. I BELIEVE THIS SPELL HAS CREATED A NEW FLESH EATING RAT AND IT MUST NOT LEAVE THIS TOWER!" bellowed the wizard from deep inside his stone lair.
"I really wish I could shoot that mean old man into a volcano," Lily huffed with a scowl.
Oh well, it was back to work for Lily Finch. A life of being a wizard's assistant was all she'd ever know.