And so all those who were in attendance looked up at the face of nothing, seeing the lack of shit.
And all fell to their knees in love and awe.
And the dissenters and unbelievers were thrown away, the false king cast down.
Lo, and behold! On this day, for all to hear, hear this!
"NO shits were given!"
If ye believe verily, tell others of what you saw! Spread this most holy word!
Truly, a greater power is with us...
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