Last One to Post Wins Volume 3

[Lizzie B.]

I like the way you think. :)

 

[Stray Shinku]

Should I buy you a bottle so you can help me? :))

 

[Lizzie B.]

Of course!! I'd love to drench the non-believer in BBQ Sauce. c:

 

[Stray Shinku]

T vT I just found a BBQ buddy! Together, we're going to drench this world with BBQ sauce!

 

[Lizzie B.]

BBQ Buds!! Let's start a BBQ riot!

 

[Stray Shinku]

Yesh! Let's start by drowning Straix in some the spiciest BBQ ever invented!

O` v`O You can't run now, you blasphemer! * takes out BBQ sauce bottle and shakes it*

 

[Lizzie B.]

*Follows and shakes mine, as well*

 

[foodforpigs]

*shakes what's mine*

 

[Straix]

Oof. What the fuck. Nope.
//Sets self on fire//

 

[foodforpigs]

you are so hot right now XD

 

[Straix]

Ikr

 

[foodforpigs]

*dances around the fire*

 

[Stray Shinku]

DO you realize you just made our job easy, Straix? x'D Thank you for roasting yourself for us. Now, hush and put on this sauce, please.

 

[Straix]

No. I will burn myself to a crisp so that all are left are ashes. My gross, dirty, tainted ashes. Have fun eating them, they will infect you. No matter how much BBQ sauce you slather on them. c;

 

[Stray Shinku]

T vT but why you need to be so rude...? You have made a BBQ sauce bottle cry. How heartless!

 

[Straix]

Good. Fuck your BBQ sauce bottle. It deserves to suffer,f fool.

 

[Stray Shinku]

Well, fuck you. You're not even worthy if this good ass BBQ sauce, bitch.

 

[Straix]

Woww you're so rude. Go deepthroat some soggy onions

 

[Stray Shinku]

EWW! NOT ONIONS! YOU ARE DISGUSTING!!!

 

[Straix]

Yep