- Posting Speed
- One post per week
- Online Availability
- 5-11 EST weekdays, anytime weekends.
- Writing Levels
- Give-No-Fucks
- Adept
- Advanced
- Douche
- Adaptable
- Preferred Character Gender
- Primarily Prefer Female
- Genres
- Superhero, urban fantasy, space opera, crime thriller, supernatural
Met with little more than disdain, mockery and - most egregiously - apathy, Wank had made up his mind on the whole armored lot of them. They could burn, far as he was concerned. His thoughts towards them were… less than charitable, unless the height of giving was the imagery of melting one's adversary to goop, said substance congealing and amassing at the bottom of one's armored boot. Wank - with little whom were willing to address him outside of doling out singular barbs - had spent moments lost in such macabre ideations, droplets of drool rather distastefully clinging to his hideous visage.
Of the conversing lot, only the pale Holtanion had been spared such an imagined fate. Wank was not nearly so stupid as to miss Amel's idle comment towards his 'aroma', but allowed that it was the 'lessest of them evils'.
As soon as Wank saved the day and gained his honorary status as 'hero', however, the runner's ass was ash. Unlike Toleus, she had refrained from verbalizing her apparent misgivings, but it was her transgressions that pierced deepest. That long hard stare, that reluctant nod. Her trifecta of reactions, towards DiDaDoDe, to Amel, to himself… perfectly sequenced and juxtaposed so as to wound him.
But Wank could not wear such thoughts at this juncture. There was a damsel to un-distress, and a less-than-palatable thought to share.
"Ah've decided, DuDuDuDu, since we'se on the same sides and all," Wank spoke with the hint of growing mischief, his greedy gander at Deidre also encompassing Amel, "That once we saves that Lady, I'll demand her hands in marriage - first spoils of mah career! Ya'll can split the d-ow-ry with me, if ya liike."
Scurrying legs did their best impression of 'bounding forth' in a less than convincing chase of the runner.
Of the conversing lot, only the pale Holtanion had been spared such an imagined fate. Wank was not nearly so stupid as to miss Amel's idle comment towards his 'aroma', but allowed that it was the 'lessest of them evils'.
As soon as Wank saved the day and gained his honorary status as 'hero', however, the runner's ass was ash. Unlike Toleus, she had refrained from verbalizing her apparent misgivings, but it was her transgressions that pierced deepest. That long hard stare, that reluctant nod. Her trifecta of reactions, towards DiDaDoDe, to Amel, to himself… perfectly sequenced and juxtaposed so as to wound him.
But Wank could not wear such thoughts at this juncture. There was a damsel to un-distress, and a less-than-palatable thought to share.
"Ah've decided, DuDuDuDu, since we'se on the same sides and all," Wank spoke with the hint of growing mischief, his greedy gander at Deidre also encompassing Amel, "That once we saves that Lady, I'll demand her hands in marriage - first spoils of mah career! Ya'll can split the d-ow-ry with me, if ya liike."
Scurrying legs did their best impression of 'bounding forth' in a less than convincing chase of the runner.