Fortunately, Unfortunately

Unfortunately, the crocodiles were faster and caught up with him anyway.
 
Fortunately, the crocdiles were vegan.
 
Unfortunately, Jack sprained his ankle getting out of the water.
 
Fortunately, it was only a sprain and he could still walk.
 
Unfortunately, the sprain was so bad every step he took hurt a lot
 
Fortunately, a paramedic was by the shore and saw Jack limping away from the river.
 
Unfortunately the paramedic was off duty, didn't have anything to treat Jack, and was really, really drunk.
 
Fortunately, Jack had medical supplies and a hangover cure in the bag he was carrying.
 
Unfortunately, the bag was ripped due to previously mentioned crocodiles, and as such most of the materials were soaked.
 
Fortunately, the necessary supplies were still somehow in the bag.
 
Unfortunately those supplies were irreparably damaged
 
Fortunately, Jack's hangover cure was still in there for the doctor.
 
Unfortunately, Jack didn't know what size dose to give the drunken doctor.
 
Fortunately, the doctor knew the right dose amount.
 
Unfortunately his speech was too slurred to comprehend
 
Fortunately, Jack understand slurred words better than most.
 
Unfortunately, this doctor liked to speak in Italian when under the influence.
 
Fortunately it was only an italian accent and not the language itself
 
Unfortunately, Jack had a hard time understanding Italian accents.
 
Fortunately, he made a lucky guess and got it right anyway.
 
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